Bunny Scheisse hid ‘Easter Eggs’ all over the mall by taking discrete shits in stores, hallways, and elevators.
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Bad drugs convinced Jehoshaphat that he was a god. He was arrested running naked through the park, throwing ‘lightning bolts’ at joggers.
Jill Jives the Horsebacked Horror robbed 23 country banks with her horse Bandit. Cop cars can’t chase through woods.
Dr Jim Bogie called all his bottles ‘my babies.’ Whenever he drank one he wept with shame, and buried it in the backyard.
